Today’s alternative news – from the future
Jan24

Today’s alternative news – from the future

The Rainbow Coalition documents 307 rainbow sightings this weekend in the Continental US. Observers note the increased adoption of the cultural practice of kissing whoever is closest to you in case of rainbows, regardless of race, nationality, height, weight, nationality, sexual orientation or college football team loyalties. The final dissolution of all state boundaries within the former United States has been completed, just in time...

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Planet 106-F, Chapter 1

Sharon stepped out on the purple surface of 106-F. She hoped they’d agree on another name for the planet soon. She was thinking of “Sharon,” since, after all, she was the first human stepping on it, and besides, the place was pretty flat, and the name Sharon means plain, as in the vast plains of the Southwest. She might have a vote in the matter, since she was the “Literary Officer” on this particular mission. The inclusion of...

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News from the Event Horizon

“Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead. Wake up – sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed. Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. She’s gone where the goblins go, Below – below – below. Yo-ho, let’s open up and sing and ring the bells out. Ding Dong, the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low. Let them know the Wicked Witch is dead!” -Wizard of Oz Joy was sitting at the memorial picnic for her Grandmother, and felt peculiar. Feeling...

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