Today’s alternative news – from the future
Jan24

Today’s alternative news – from the future

The Rainbow Coalition documents 307 rainbow sightings this weekend in the Continental US. Observers note the increased adoption of the cultural practice of kissing whoever is closest to you in case of rainbows, regardless of race, nationality, height, weight, nationality, sexual orientation or college football team loyalties. The final dissolution of all state boundaries within the former United States has been completed, just in time...

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What to do in the dark

First of all remember that the sun is fully shining and though right now the entire planet seems to be in the way somewhere it is still brightest day only on this side of the world is it dark and on the other side and everywhere else throughout the galaxy our sunlight reaches in years of light Secondly, the sun is just an analogy for the real light inside everything So even in the darkside of what is after all a sun moon on this earth...

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A poet for president

Enough lawyers and business ​magnates in office ​more women needed more people of color and nuance And if by any chance we let a single man be a politician let it be someone confused about his gender because he simply doesn’t fit due to frequent, unmanly absorption into beautiful moments involving bluebirds, cardinals, and other birds less famous on the porch outside Holly Manon’s democratic party meeting, And let him not...

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The Death of the Cowardly Democrat

So now that the dust has more or less settled from the election I thought I’d handle a few minor issues of discussion, like why Hillary lost, what she and her supporters got wrong (mea culpa), the problem with the democratic party, what to do next, etc. Shouldn’t take long. First of all, let’s face it, Bernie had a few points of interest, and as it turns out, he was more right than we thought. Not that we didn’t all think he was...

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I’m voting for you this time

I’m voting for you this time not for Hillary, or Bernie, or Donnie, Jack or Jill, I’m voting for you to find love learn what you need laugh, play, discover For you and the policeman or you as the policewoman to know, understand and laugh together For you of this faith to smile and treasure you of that faith For you of this gender to nourish and protect this my sister this my brother For you of this color to snuggle up and...

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