Today’s alternative news – from the future
The Rainbow Coalition documents 307 rainbow sightings this weekend in the Continental US. Observers note the increased adoption of the cultural practice of kissing whoever is closest to you in case of rainbows, regardless of race, nationality, height, weight, nationality, sexual orientation or college football team loyalties. The final dissolution of all state boundaries within the former United States has been completed, just in time...
Don’t be that guy
Don’t be that guy who walks into a church and kills people who walks into a school and kills people who takes a walk of any kind and at the end people die. Take a walk, sure, but not that kind of walk. Don’t be a stranger Don’t be so strange that you start to think that killing things is the only way. Don’t get isolated and strange, if there is any way you can avoid it. Please stay in touch. See if you can avoid any sort of logic...
Tennis Diary July 11
Huggins in Wisconsin (Grateful Dead concert), Petit taking a day off, so no backup. Hit serves and recorded on iPhone, securing phone to tennis basket with a bungee cord Working on: loose wrist, “cobra” hand preparation (serving hand raises up but racket trails the wrist like the head of a cobra). You could also call it a limp wrist but it sounds less macho. toss with two fingers and straight arm to get consistency deep knee bend to...
It is written
It is written that your visit on this planet is a gift It is written that the same gift is given to every other visitor It is written that to follow your path is your only task It is written that you may cross another path but not end it It is written that you do not have the right to end your path It is written that you do not have the right to end another’s path It is written that if you end your path you must review the pain and...
News from the Event Horizon
“Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead. Wake up – sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed. Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. She’s gone where the goblins go, Below – below – below. Yo-ho, let’s open up and sing and ring the bells out. Ding Dong, the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low. Let them know the Wicked Witch is dead!” -Wizard of Oz Joy was sitting at the memorial picnic for her Grandmother, and felt peculiar. Feeling...
Don’t Be That Guy
Don’t be that guy who walks into a church and kills people who walks into a school and kills people who takes a walk of any kind and at the end people die. Take a walk, sure, but not that kind of walk. Don’t be a stranger Don’t be so strange that you start to think that killing things is the only way. Don’t get isolated and strange, if there is any way you can avoid it. Please stay in touch. See if you can avoid any sort of logic...
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